The Silliness of Zero Harm
Hello Andrew,
As far as you the terms you define as silly. Might I offer to translate them for you to remove some silliness.
"Diversity" - Looking at your organsation and seeing if the are conscious or unconscious barriers to people joining or staying with the organization.
"Equal pay/Gender Pay Gaps" - Looking at your organisation and seeing if jobs are sized based on tasks undertaken or if the role was traditionally undertaken by males or females.
"Rainbow Tick" - Taking a look at your organization and seeing if there are conscious or unconscious barriers to people joining or staying with the organization based on sexual or gender identity.
"Climate Emergency" - Taking a look at your organization and seeing if you can reduce the amount of damage being done to the environment
"Zero Harm" - Taking a look at your organization and see what can be done to stop your people getting injured.
Don't get hung up on labels. Look at the objectives. Are there any of these objectives that are things you would not like your organisation to do?